Fandom Translation

• Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
• Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
• Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
• Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and I'm left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
• Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
• Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
• Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
• Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.